Thought I'd throw this one up, seeing as Joe seems to be the lone voice on here. This is more Monty Python than serious stuff but i thought i'd put it out there anyway. Lots of room for improvement but what the hey!
Unlock the door
Verse 1
Blue Belly Button Fluff
Is your pet hate of the day
Magnetic fibres to propel you
From my arms once again
The list of excuses is a grower
I really can't take this any slower
When Oh When Will I get my wicked way
Chorus
You always stop me going farther
How can I open the larder
When I can't even knock on the door
With legs locked with iron
Is there a point in tryin'?
Help me to unlock your door
Verse 2
At first you helped me on
Got my engine revved it's true
But headaches spring upon you
Turn your back, and hit the snooze
Now after weeks of will she won't she
I feel my chances slipping from me
Should I cut and run or try again
Middle Break (Lady voice methinks)
Maybe you should think
Of the way I want to feel
Instead of pushing
Give me what I'm needing
Show me love and affection
Not just your male perfection
And maybe we can really get along
